That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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