I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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