I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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