I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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