You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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