Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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