So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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