Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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