her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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