Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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