My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
another moral hangover. fuck.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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