Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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