I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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