what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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