Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we're making bets on your personal life
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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