i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
