he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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