My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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