Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
