so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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