Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
third nipple confirmed
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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