he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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