I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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