i already hear my dad disowning me
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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