You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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