once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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