I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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