Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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