I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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