And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Bring me that man meat
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I supernannyed him into submission
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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