i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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