He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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