apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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