Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.

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(443): View more from Maryland

its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten

(301): View more from Maryland

so glad i banged her when she was skinny

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped

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(519): View more from Ontario

We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen

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(703): View more from Virginia

Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

classic

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