Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.