A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.