I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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