Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
