Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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