Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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