I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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