it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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