Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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