i think i have herpe
just one?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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