I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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