Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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