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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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