Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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