I am puke
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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