we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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