am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
