I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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