Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Randomize
