My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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