We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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