Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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