He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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